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Prix de L'Arc de Triomphe winner 2009
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often - when sober and not being questioned by the Whitehall
anti-subversive committee.
'Life is not really about whether you survived the Hurricane, but about how well you danced during the rain!'
During world war one the humor of the British Tommy at war never wained for a moment. Adversity brought out the best in the Soldiers. See my page on 'Mademoiselle From Armetiers'
I feel it may be important for those who enter my website to know exactly what the neurotic nutcase and who writes all this drivel - actually looks like.
And who used to design all this outrageous lingerie and swimwear...And why I still flaunt it...myself.
Because, although, I may be a loose cannon trapped in a neurotic, windy attic of a sick mind, there are also a few
Catholic Trappist Monks living in remote monastries who do not get the same opportunities as other red blooded males to get to see the FIGURE (not just the statue) behind volumes of outrageous tissues of absurd daily media codswallop!
The ironic Photos of JENNY BUTTERS - My Horses and MY OWN DESIGNS - FOR MY OWN USE ONLY
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GOODWIN TAKES 'EM TO THE CLEANERS - LAUGHS ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BANK.
Monday 23rd February, 2009
Sir Fred Goodwin, gentleman, scholar and Pukka Sahib of the highest order has refused to hand back his £16m
pension even though his descision has been condemned by the Treasury as "unacceptable". Fred the Shred is unperturbed. As Sir Fred said to me (privately) " ill-gotten gains usually require a Court Order to reclaim and I have great confidence in the famous incompetence of the CPS in such matters, which means I get to keep the cunningly gained loot .
The most honorable Sir Fred added, " I have no idea what the fuss is about. My £16 Million quid is petty cash compared
with
the billions of tax payers money those two thick Burkes, Brown and Darling, have squandered in the last year. At least I did
some work, in fact I cleverly pulled the wool over Darling's bushy white eyesbrows on so many occasions, it's a wonder
he hasn't had to buy a seeing eye dog.'
I admit I might get the cold shoulder at some of my private Mayfair Clubs for a week or two, but with me buying the scotch
for those bludging buggers, I'll be persona gratis again in no time. But Brown and Darling will go down in history as
the two biggest fuck-ups this country has ever known since Mohamed Abdel Moneim Fayed was allowed to conspire to
steal Wheeler Dealer 'Tiny' Rowland's Jewel of the Nile from his safety deposit box and then turn Harrods into a glorified
Cairo Casbah type Supermarket with the profits."
